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 Obama Bad Economy Solutions Cartoonist Link For 2011 you can recycle those comics about the poor econonmy from, 2010, 2009 & 2008:
If want a fresh bad economy comic drawn you can find a U.S. artist out of work and on the street panhandling next to your stockbroker, he will be glad for the job... 2011 Online Social Network Marketing Work Available! Google Reviews 2011Google Zeitgeist 2011: Learn more about how the we searched the internet in 2011 and follow hot links to information about what mattered to us in the year 2011? Google Zeitgeist sorted billions of Google searches to capture the year's 10 fastest-rising global queries and the rest of the spirit of 2011.  GOOGLE 2011 in Review Video: My Favorites 2011 News & Political Cartoons... |
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 Hot Ladies in Sports… “The 50 skimpiest outfits in sports” for 2011: One for the guys, year 2011 photos at Bleacher Report of hot fit female athletes and the often all to ignored professional sports cheerleaders showing lots of skin and looking good!  Best Tech Gadgets 2011 Article about the top ten tech gadgets of the year 2011. Best 10 Smart Cell Phones  10 Best Sales Shop Apps: One for the gals: International Business Times reviews the top 2011 cell phone apps for shopping the best sales, find the latest and hottest sales for whatever you are shopping for 2011, 2012… …also the top 50 apps for mobile devices in all categories for 2011 from Mobilewalla.  Celebrity Scandals 2011… “In an age of instantaneous global media in the hands of the populace it has become impossible for celebrities to hide their moronic misbehaviors; in 2011 many let it all hang out for our enjoyment; celebrities are just like us only weirder, crazier, more impatient and often much more disgusting: CBS Celeb Scandal Review  Top 10 of the 2011 Web Annually ReadWriteWeb internet experts pick the top 10 best of the Web in 10 different categories over the past calendar year. So far for 2011 they have picked the Top 10 Social Web Products of 2011 & the Top 10 Consumer Web Products of 2011; soon there will be more Top 10 of 2011.  Best Art in the Universe? Hubble Space Telescope's Most Amazing Pics From 2010 – View a photo gallery of the most incredible pictures that were taken with the Hubble Outer Space Telescope, learn more about the photography/art and more about the Hubble’s workings and mission in this great AOL article. The Year 2011 According to Wikipedia The Year 2012 According to Wikipedia The Year 2011 in Review Yahoo Blog looks back... Yahoo Studios Videos: Biggest Moments of 2011... Blog About Year 2012
Top Ten Unanswered Questions in 2011 Need More Deep Thought for 20112011 Question #10If a parsley farmer is sued and he loses, can they garnish his wages? 2011 Question #9How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 2011 Question #8If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 2011 Question #7If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 2011 Question #6Isn't it wrong for doctors to call what they do practice? 2011 Question #5Are health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing? 2011 Question #4How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2011 Question #3Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 2011 Question #2Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? #1 Thought for 2011!Why if know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located; shouldn’t we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration? Bonus Qestion for 2011If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Best pages from a Blonds Year 2011 Diary:January 2011Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February 2011Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March 2011Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April 2011Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May 2011Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June 2011Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July 2011Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August 2011Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September 2011The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October 2011Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November 2011Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December 2011Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! 2011 NEW YEARS PARTY SUPPLIES !!!Astrology, Nostradamus and Bible Predictions 2011 at earthharvest.org Are you interested in how astrology will affect you in this New Year 2011, what your horoscope will be for 2011 or what are the predictions of Nostradamus for 2011? Many people find answers to questions about astrology, horoscopes and Nostradamus here. Nostradamus predicciones 2011 en la lengua española Purchase New Year 2011 Calanders:2011 Celebrates Exit Stage Right: CBS Photo Gallery Documents the all the Great Actors, Actresses and Celebrates we lost in 2011. Things Comming Soon to CrazyWebsite.com
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Odd Happenings, Funny Events, Strange Weird News Stories & Interesting Lessons from the year 2011: "2011's top mysteries of space", from The Week: - Between a giant planet made of diamond and a massive stellar explosion that shone with the light of a trillion suns, this was quite a year for stargazers... Ripley's Newsroom: - Ripley's Beleive It or Not Top 11 Strangest News Stories The Telegraph, www.telegraph.co.uk/... - Review of 2011: stories that made us smile... Top 10 most bizarre tech stories of 2011 -- CNN: -- have you ever been video chatting with your sweetheart and wanted them to feel your tongue wiggle around in their mouth or wherever? With a new tech invention gadget now you can! Learn about this, a guy who is getting a third ear transplanted on his arm and all 10 top most bizarre tech stories from 2011 from CNN.
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FUNNY [actual] HEADLINES OF YEARS PAST:
Ferry in New Guinea carrying 350 sinks.
[That's a lot of sinks!]
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of De bris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the 2011 winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Review the best cartoons of 2011 at Cagle's Cartoon Blog MSNBC www.cagle.msnbc.com/...
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Best 2011 Political Cartoons at About.com
Washington Post info-gallery, the top things we did in space during 2011 in photos, pictures and words .
The most looked at 2011 news photos from Washington Post: Britain’s Royal Wedding, Japans Mega Earthquake and Tsunami, Osama Bin Laden, Peeps Dioramas, Hurricane Irene, Miss Universe, U.S.A. floods, D.C. Quakes and More…
BEST 2010 TV COMMERCIALS -www.veryfunnyads.com: Funniest commercials from 2010 and all time, from the United States, Britain and the best hilarious TV commercials from around the world.
BEST 2010 SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS - Betty White, Simpsons and more funny stuff on the 2010 Superbowl Commercials plus more 2010 sports fan info and stats from 2010 at FanHouse.com
Great Insights for Life 2011; Murphy's Lesser Known Laws:
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog???
- The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
- The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Just 105 years ago...
When the New Year 2012 rolls in it's fun to reflect on what important things happened and what changes have occurred in 2011 but its truly amazing when consider what Grandpa's world was like about 100 years ago. Here are some interesting facts and U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907, just imagine...
- The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years old.
- Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S had a bathtub.
- Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
- A three-minute call from Denver to New York City Cost $11.
- There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads
- The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
- Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California; with a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union.
- The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
- The average wage in the U.S. was 22 cents per hour.
- The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
- A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,
a dentist made $2,500 per year,
a veterinarian $1,500 per year,
and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. - More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at HOME.
- Ninety percent of all U.S. Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in thepress AND the government as "substandard."
- Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound. - Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
- Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.
- Five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke - The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet.
- The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!
- Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea hadn't been invented yet.
- There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.
- Two out of every 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write.
- Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.
- Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health."
- There were only about 230 reported Murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.!
- And Maybe Somethings Don't Change
"1848 vs 2011," TIME MAGAZINE
What California was like back in 1850, 160 years ago.
In 1850 California was either getting organized to become a state or a barely organized State.
- The State had no money.
- Most people spoke Spanish.
- There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically, it was just like California today;
except the women had real breasts
and the men didn't hold hands.
NEWS TO NOTE: Real News of 2010 Review:
THE NEWS TO NOTE: 2010 index Answers in Genesis looks at important current news and how it relates to Christianity, Scripture, and the Bible. Look for the NEWS TO NOTE 2010 REVIEW being posted on the website Saturday, January 1, 2011...The Top Ten Everything 2010 from TIME: Top ten lists from TIME MAGAZINE in a wide range of categories; 50 top ten lists including: Music Albums, Animal Stories, Biz Deals, Buzzwords, Crime Stories, Fashion Statements, Gadgets, Oddball News Stories, Scandals, Songs, Sports Moments, Environment and more…
Yahoo Year 2010 Review,
People, News, Trends,Lists
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50 Best Websites of 2011
TIME Magazine's top 50 Best Websites of 2011Top 5 Websites for 2010 from TIME:
Top 5 Favorite Websites for 2010
Video from TIME MAGAZINE
1.MOG.com; Music: MOG is the easiest and fastest way to listen to just about any album or song you like, millions of CD quality songs, your own fully personal radio, unlimited downloads to your mobile all for under $10 per month.
2.Etsy.com Like an online flea market: Buy and sell handmade or vintage items, art and supplies on Etsy, the world's most vibrant handmade marketplace.
3.tumblr.com User friendly, easy to customize blog website.
4. Stay.com Travel Website: a social trip planner. Find the best attractions, hotels, restaurants and create your own personal travel guide for free.
#5 Academic Earth MIT, Harvard, Berkeley, Yale, Princeton and Stanford Universities, course videos, syllabi, course notes and videotaped lectures aggrigated so you can audit classes for free from the comfort of your computer.
A few of My Top Websites for 2011:
# Other: Weirdest, Craziest, Strangest Websites of All Time from CrazyWebsite.com Funny Websites: Crazy Funny Weird Interesting Internet Web Sites! The funniest craziest wackiest weirdest and most interesting websites from all over the internetwww.stumbleupon.com Social Network Website - StumbleUpon discovers web sites based on your interests, learns what you like and brings you more. Discover your web with StumbleUpon.
www.last.fm I listen to this website when I work at my computer: Audio & Video Website - The world's largest social music platform. Show off your taste, see what your friends are listening to, hear new music, get personal radio, recommendations, and downloads, all for free.
Memorable quotes from the year 2011;
best, my list of amazing n funny stuff said in 2011 most worth repeating:
“I Love the Smell of the Emissions” Sarah Palin said at a massive 2011 motorcycle rally to honor American troops
“Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes, snorted a mile of my coke, drank a vial of my Tigerblood.” -- Charlie Sheen, tweeted March 4, 2011; also Charlie: "I'm tired of pretending I'm not special," he said. "You can't process me with a normal brain."
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -- Jon Stewart, Thanksgiving time, November, 2011.
I "can't say with certitude [that it isn't me]" — replied congressman Anthony Weiner after being shown a lewd photo allegedly taken and sent by himself via twitter which featured some male genitalia; said during a MSNBC interview about what some comicaly called Weinergate 2011
“It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, 'I don't know.” — Conan O'Brien, 2011
''On 'Good Morning America' yesterday, President Obama said that he's confident that Anthony Weiner will bounce back. Great that's all we need, a bouncing Weiner.'' -- Jimmy Fallon, June, 2011.
"We are the 99%" -- Occupy Protesters 2011.
“I enjoy young people” -- Jerry Sandusky the former Penn State football coach and accused child rapist said in reply to the question by Bob Costas: Are you sexually attracted to young boys? interview November, 2011.
“Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they love because of who they love.” -- United States President Barack Obama says in regards to people having sex with their same sex and serving in the U.S. military; from the State of the Union Address, January, 2011.
"I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president — with the possible exceptions of Johnson, F.D.R., and Lincoln — just in terms of what we’ve gotten done in modern history. But, you know, but when it comes to the economy, we’ve got a lot more work to do.” -- U.S. President Barak Obama stated to 60 Minutes interviewer Steve Kroft, December 2011.(he is obviously going to get at least one vote in the 2012 presidental elections)
“...You don't need to be in the pue every Sunday to know that something is wrong with this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our children can not openly celebrate Chistmas or pray in school...”-- Presidential Candidate Rick Perry, December, 2011. Viral 2011 Video
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
-- Ex California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger on Gay Marriage, 2011.
Still funny quotes from the year 2010:
“You know what makes me sad? You do! Maybe we should chug on over to mamby-pamby land where maybe we could find you some self confidence for you ya jack-wagon!...tissue?...crybaby” a former drill sergeant therapist to a depressed client in a hilarious 2010 Geico Automobile Insurance Advertisement
Former Drill Sergeant Therapist Ad on YouTube
“Don't retreat. Instead — reload!” -- Sarah Palin, Tweet, March 23, 2010.
"my [huhm - ah]" -- Ex California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger November 2003 - November 2010.
Regretfully I couldn’t find really funny quotes for 2010 from current United States President Barack but no US president before nor any that will follow will give us more quotable content than President George Bush, there was even a term coined for it "Bushisms":
"When I get home tonight and look in the mirror, I am not going to regret what I see. Except maybe some gray hair." George Bush, to supporters in Texas after President Obama's inauguration.
Previous funny quotes still worth repeating, from President George Bush;
Here are some of my favorite Bushisms:
- "… and your working hard to put food on your family…"
- "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." - In reply to the question what was his best moment in office, May 7, 2006
- "…and so in my state of the –-pause er in state of the union -- or speech to the nation –- or whatever you want to call it – speech to the nation – speech to the nation…"
- "...i know that people and fish can coexist peacefully..."
- "I think, tide turning-- see, as I remember, I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?" - Responding to whether the tide was turning in Iraq, June 14, 2006
- "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] — shame on you — [pauses] It fooled me can't get fooled again..."
- "...the very question to ask—Is our children learning?..."
One thing that US President did say December 18, 2010 that is funny when taken out of contex was: "more defined by sexual orientation than they are by race or gender, religion or creed ... allow gay and lesbian Americans to serve their country openly." -- in regards to the repeal of DADT
Top 20 2009 Quotes in Words, Pictures & Videos at from CBS www.cbsnews.com/...Get More Great Quotes at 2011 quotes of the week from www.allgreatquotes.com
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Alien Abductions,
UFO sightings, Alien Visitors and UFOs and more strange silly stuff...
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