Top 10 Best Space Travel
Films Of All Time - – A good
list from Forbes by Mark Hughes
with information about the very
best of the space movies on
this "best of" list including:
Contact, Apollo 13, Moon,
Solaris, and more...
Bad Celebs 2015
top celebrity scancals in the news...
The top 10 best
Fun Size Candy of 2015
Honorable Mentions: Milky Way, Airheads, M&Ms, 3 Musketeers, Lifesaver Gummies, Crunch Bar -- find out the 10 worst Halloween Candies and more info on the candies of 2015
- Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
- Take 5
- Baby Ruth
- Peanut M&Ms
- 100 Grand
The Year 2015
According to Wikipedia
Funny Historic 2015 Photographs, silly Obama and other Celebrity Stuff, Made Up News, Bogus Headlines and Bad Cartoons:
Ever Wonder What Santa Does the Other 364 days of the Year? Santa gets forced out of the Closet!
Santa Clauses Secret Life is Revealed When a West Hollywood Massage Parlor gets Raided.
The world’s adults as well as her children were disappointed when Santa Clause was recently caught working as a hot cross-dressing masseur and “hoe hoe hoe” as taken on new meaning in 2015.
taking care of Mericans
|Famous Hollywood Child Actor Clownfish Nemo from 2003 movie Finding Nemo
Gone Missing Again, Then Turns Up Dead Soused On Sake at San Diego Sushi Bar -- For the rest of the story read the accompanying newspaper article clipping in the column on the right…next to the info about those BIG US politicians...
2016 Summit Meeting
To Decide Who is Largest
Former US President Bill
Clinton demonstrated with hand
gestures his large size, US
looks on with doubt
and takes his turn at
big giant Boehner claims!!!
this long & it takes both hands!
Sukerburg... facebook real story
but Obama #1! the biggest!!!
Who says size doesn't Matter?
Top Best Food Invention from 2015: the breadless hamburger!
Delicious Breadless Hamburger
Unlike most hamburgers the ham is obvious; at the heart of the tasty burger are fresh organic veggies, American cheese (or is it cheesecake) and an all meat patty; on the top and bottom is of breadless all girl bun…yummmm…nice!!!
More Strange Fun Food Products at www.vibe.com's "20 Weird Fast Food Menu Items 2013"
Great Photographs 2015
| AstrononmyPhotograps Gallery
Astronomy Photog of the Year 2015
| Photography Contest Gallery
Astronomy Photog of the Year 2014
The Best Astromomy
Photographs of 2015…
photo gallery from winners
and best photographs
2015 competition for
of the year 2015 presented by
The Royal Museums Greenwich.
| Award Winning Acorn Worm Larva
Top 20 Photomicrographs
annual contest for the
world’s best microscopic
images for 2014 contest
sponsored by Nikon . Top photos of the
amazing tiny world like you have never seen.
More microscopic photography from Nikon including motion picture 2015 contest winners.
Life Up Close: The Best
for year 2013…
39th annual contest for the
world’s best microscopic
images for 2013 contest
sponsored by Wired
Magazine. Top photos of the
amazing tiny world right
under our noses most of
which we never see.
AFP Pictures of the Year 2015:
From the excitement of volcanic lightnings and lava spewed from Chili's erupting Calbuco volcano on April 23, 2015 to heart wrenching results of war in Syria, moments of 2015 captured in stunning AFP photos presented by the Denver Post
Oddest Pictures of the Year 2015: a man who hang glides with his dog and more strange photos a selection of photo oddities from 2015 presented by Reuters.
Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2015:
international showcase of the very best in nature photography; owned by the Natural History Museum and BBC Worldwide.
The Word or Phrase That Best Describes 2015 is not a word it is an emoji: 2015’s linguistic champion is known as the “Face with Tears of Joy” emoji. Oxford Dictionaries announced in a statement Monday: “...[Face with Tears of Joy] was chosen as the ‘word’ that best reflected the ethos, mood and preoccupations of 2015.”
My personal word or phrase of the year 2015... refugees, no boots on the ground, tweet, tweeting, tweeted, & retweets & retweeted (RT)... but... the Word of the Year 2015 from the Oxford Dictionaries People is an emoji, Face with Tears of Joy
Top Ten Unanswered Questions in 2015 Need More Deep Thought for 2016
2015 Question #10
If a parsley farmer is sued and he loses, can they garnish his wages?
2015 Question #9
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
2015 Question #8
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
2015 Question #7
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2015 Question #6
Isn't it wrong for doctors to call what they do practice?
2015 Question #5
Are health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing?
2015 Question #4
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2015 Question #3
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2015 Question #2
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
#1 Thought for 2015!
Why if know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located; shouldn’t we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration?
Bonus Question for 2015
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Best pages from a Blonds Year 2015 Diary:
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
Odd Happenings, Funny Events, Strange Weird News Stories & Interesting Lessons from the year 2015:
"Top archaeological finds of 2015: from United Press International: -2015 in archaeology...
"Explore 2015 the weird side: Weird News of 2015", from The Huffington Post: - funny short videos, news, and trends on Huffington...
Dibujos de Año Nuevo 2016
Merriam-Webster Online: 2013 The Year In Words:
para el español Animados de gif, Clipart
¡Próspero Año Nuevo! Dibujos de Año Nuevo 2014 para el español gratis. Idioma español clipart y animaciones de Feliz Año Nuevo gratis.
New Year 2016 Clipart
Funny New Year 2014 Clipart, a few assorted gifs, animated New Year 2014 gifs, backgrounds and borders for New Years. Some of the clipart could be a bit weird and bazaar.
Clipart de feliz año nuevo 2016 en españoles
Playing with Fire 2
Play "Playing with Fire 2" Game Online
I wanted to start the New Year 2015 out with a bang; I found this fun explosives game, "Playing with Fire 2". This can be a multiplayer game; Dynamite your friend before he blows you up or play solo against computer generated opponents.
Play Other Online Games:
More Online Games to Play
-- an annual list with a word for each month of the year picked from their word for the day; definition, pronunciation, and information like origin and history for each word: Pyrrhic, Contrite, Ethereal, Surreal...just to name a few.
Lake Superior State University 2015 List of Banished Words:
-- an annual list of overused and abused words and phrases that should be eliminated from use in the English language:
Bae, Polar Vortex, hack, skill set, swag, foodie, -Nation, takeaway, AND MORE...
Wish your friends Happy New Year 2016 in many other languages
How to Say "Happy New Year" in many languages:
Lots of fun New Year 2016 Stuff at this New Year Mega Site including How to Say "Happy New Year" in many languages.
The TOP TEN BEST
OF THE YEAR 2015
Best so far 2015: Trainee Blonde Detectives
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his side profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!” The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it’s a picture of his side profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” He quickly adds”… think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “Hmmmm…the suspect wears contact lenses.” The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. “Well, that’s an interesting answer…wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.”
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
“Wow! I can’t believe it…it’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?
“That’s easy,” the blonde replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.
2015 Best Blond Joke #10
FLORIDA OR MOON?
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
2015 Best Blond Joke #9
Bob, walked into a sports bar around just before the 10PM news and sat down next to a blonde at the bar and they were watching the News on the TV. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building threatening to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news,and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the blonds money...
2015 Best Blond Joke #8
SUSPENDED DRIVERS LICENSE
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
2015 Best Blond Joke #7
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
2015 Best Blond Joke #5
REDHEAD AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
2015 Best Blond Joke #4
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
2015 Best Blond Joke #3
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
2015 Best Blond Joke #2
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
2015 Best Blond Joke #1
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!
The Very Very Best 2015 Blond Joke:
BLOND SPEEDING...POLICE OFFICER
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on It.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it And handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop...!
** Crazy Strange 2014: Funny News Stories **
Weird 2014 UK Mirror News stories.
BUY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE A UNIQUE GIFT: Nothing is cuter than a little puppy! – give the gift that keeps on giving, this little toy wiener dog acts like a real doggie and is part of a doggy game that you and friends can enjoy for hour on end!
Top 12 Country Western
songs of 2015:
12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
10. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
9. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
8. I wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid she'd win.
7. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
6. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like you're Still Here.
5. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
3. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.
2. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few
And the number 1 Country Song is:
1. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
Ok seriously the top country songs of 2015 from www.tasteofcountry.co
Tags: list country western songs music 2015 like: "Girl Crush" by Little Big Town, "Buy Me a Boat" by Chris Jansen, "Take Your Time", Sam Hunt, "Burning House," Cam...
HILARIOUS [actual unintentionally funny] HEADLINES EVER:
Republicans turned off by size of Obama's Package
[Michelle and the majority of other Americans apparently like it though!]
Pregnant Girls Are Vornabel To Weight Gain
[Do ya think?]
Ferry in New Guinea carrying 350 sinks.
[That's a lot of sinks!]
Ferry in New Guinea carrying 350 sinks.
[That's a lot of sinks!]
Schoolboy's birthday party treat? A class stripper
[Every class should have at least one!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney
[Hope he takes better care of this one!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Dead Body found in cemetery
[Who would have thought!]
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop. Find Weapons
[Those Feds are crafty!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
[...and it scares the hell out of em when they do!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Missippi's literacy program shows improvement
[Notice anything mississing in Mississippi?]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the funniest 2013 headline winner is this latest entry....
"Nelson Mandela leaves South Africa in good shape"
[says the BBC NEWS;15 December 2013,, except that he died 5 December and isn't going anywhere, his body now laid to rest in Qunu, Eastern Cape, South Africa]
Review the best political cartoons of 2013 at Cage's Cartoon Blog www.cagle.com/...
Best 2016 Political Cartoons at About.com
Best New Space Pictures:
– Distant Stars, Saturn's Bars, and a Trip to Mars space photos feature from National Geographic.
2015 The Seven Creepiest Science Experiments:
- scientist letting insects live inside her, re-animation of dead hearts, Franken Mouse other creapy science expermientes 2016 most creepy science stories of the year...
BEST 2015 TV COMMERCIALS -www.veryfunnyads.com: Funniest commercials from 2015 and all time, from the United States, Britain and the best hilarious TV commercials from around the world.
BEST 2015 SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS - Jeff Bridges Sleep Tapes, A Very Brady Snickers, Loctite Dance Party Superbowl Commercials plus more year Super Bowl 2015 funny TV ads posted on IFC.
Great Insights for Life 2015; Murphy's Lesser Known Laws:
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog???
- The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
- The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- Dogs can breath with their tongues sticking out but humans can't.
- You can't believe everything you read on the internet...you can pull your tongue back in and close your mouth...you look like a perv...Have a Happy 2016!..
A little over 100 years ago...
When the New Year 2016 rolls in it's fun to reflect on what important things happened and what changes have occurred in 2013 but its truly amazing when consider what Grandpa's world was like about 100 years ago. Here are some interesting facts and U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907, just imagine...
- The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years old.
- Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S had a bathtub.
- Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
- There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads
- The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
- Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California; with a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union.
- The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
- The average wage in the U.S. was 22 cents per hour.
- The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
- A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,
a dentist made $2,500 per year,
a veterinarian $1,500 per year,
and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
- More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at HOME.
- Ninety percent of all U.S. Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press AND the government as "substandard."
- Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
- Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
- Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.
- Five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
4. Heart disease
- The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet.
- The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!
- Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea hadn't been invented yet.
- Two out of every 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write.
- Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.
- Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health."
- There were only about 230 reported Murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.!
- And Maybe Somethings Don't Change
"1848 vs 2011," TIME MAGAZINE
What California was like back in 1850, about 165 years ago.
In 1850 California was either getting organized to become a state or a barely organized State.
- The State had no money.
- Most people spoke Spanish.
- There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically, it was just like California today;
except the women had real breasts
and the men didn't hold hands.
NEWS TO NOTE: Real News of 2015 Review:
THE NEWS TO KNOW: 2015 questions answered Answers in Genesis looks at important current news and how it relates to Christianity, Scripture, and the Bible. NEWS TO KNOW 2015 REVIEW important current questions being posted on the website ...
The Top 25 Inventions 2015 from TIME: The years best inventions list from TIME MAGAZINE The ‘Hoverboard’ Scooter, Period-Proof Underwear and the rest of 2015's most important innovations, from the affordable to the extreme and more…
The most polluted cities in the world 2015: The years worst air quality, is your city on this nasty list from INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS TIMES MAGAZINE Bakersfield, Merced and Fresno top the American Lung Association's list of cities with the most persistent air pollution in the U.S.A. in 2015 but worst polution in the world is in China, India, Pakastan and Iran...
Yahoo Year 2015 Review,
People, News, Trends,Lists
and Articles from Yahoo
100 Best Websites of 2015
dailytekk top 100 websites and video with Huckberry's top 10 picks for his favorite sites for 2015
Top Quirky Websites from CrazyWebsite:
1.www.CrazyWebsite.com: lots of wacky interesting stuff...hilarious way to spend some time.
2.PixelThoughts.co: watch your cares drift away...a relaxing 60-second meditation right in your browser.
3. WeaveSilk.com: a fun website that lets you doodle with majestic light paintbrushes with multiple colors and settings..
4.Kuku Kube: Test your color perception with this addictive game. It is simple to play Kuku Kube, you just click on the square that’s a different color than the rest. It starts easy and gets progressively more difficult, you are scored on how far you go.
5.ZoomQuilt.org: a large tripped out infinitely zooming image, fun to watch when you are high on life or whatever.
6.BigAssMessage: brighten someones day in a big way...send them a big ass message.
7.You Had One Job: hilarious picture gallery of work projects done wrong.
8. LameBook: this site gathers funny stuff that gets posted on Facebook. Entries are often unacceptable for the workplace and will make you laugh hysterically . Lamebook is less about Facebook and more about human nature.
Memorable quotes from the year 2015;
the best stuff said, my list of amazing-n-funny quotes from 2015 most worth repeating:
November 12, 2015 — US President Barack Obama said regarding ISIS when being interviewed by George Stephanopoulos on today’s edition of ABC’s Good Morning America just a day before the Paris attacks...We Have Contained Them.soooo... is this guy not funny, just a bad joke, stupid, ignorant, uninformed or all of the previous?
Letter to the Editor: I object and take exception to everyone saying that Obama and Congress are spending money like a drunken sailor. As a former drunken sailor I quite when I ran out of money. Bruce L. Hargraves, USN Retired, Worland
October 2015 Donald Trump exclaims when he sees Carly Fiorina on the TV screen "Look at that face!" he cries. "Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!" pretty scary imaginings.
October 2015 Donald Trump told CNN's Don Lemon. “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.” Think Fox's debate moderator Megyn Kelly left a damp spot on her seat?
Jeb Bush 2015 "Immigrants are more fertile- and they love families!" ...maybe after yer not voted president you can sow some wild oats!
“I ran Hewlitt-Packard!” – Carly Fiorina ...Ran it into the ground...did you forget that under your watch the company lost half its value and laid off 28,000 workers?
“My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain...” Ben Carson recently repeated about the use of the Egyptian pyramids...sure...and the pyramids are hollow like your head!
After a townhall appearance 2015 in Las Vegas, Hillary Clinton was asked if she had attempted to wipe her server. She replied, “What, like, with a cloth or something?”...yes you are too old and should quit your day job Hillary...but I wouldn't count an a new career as a comedian...stay home.
From the most quotable President EVER George Bush, there was even a term coined for it "Bushisms":
"When I get home tonight and look in the mirror, I am not going to regret what I see. Except maybe some gray hair." George Bush, to supporters in Texas after President Obama's inauguration.
Previous funny quotes still worth repeating, from President George Bush;
Here are some of my favorite Bushisms:
Get More Great Quotes from 2013 The Hill hwww.thehill.com...
- "… and your working hard to put food on your family…"
- "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." - In reply to the question what was his best moment in office, May 7, 2006
- "...i know that people and fish can coexist peacefully..."
- "I think, tide turning-- see, as I remember, I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?" - Responding to whether the tide was turning in Iraq, June 14, 2006
- "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] — shame on you — [pauses] It fooled me can't get fooled again..."
- "...the very question to ask—Is our children learning?..."