John Glenn 1921-2016
Hero - Milt Priggee
Self-Driving Semi Makes 1st
Ever Delivery; 50,000 Beers
- Wired Magazine : Oct 20, 2016,
Otto and Budweiser completed
the worlds first by self-driving
truck. The truck drove itself on
on I-25 from Fort Collins
through Denver, to Colorado
Springs. The driver was not
in the driver’s seat the entire
120 mile journey.
Trump Wins & Pigs Fly 2016
Get Postcard Obama Fired
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The Year 2016
According to Wikipedia
Funny Historic 2016 Photographs, the Prez is an Alien, Made Up News, Bogus Headlines and Bad Cartoons:
Real Picture of President
Elect Donald Trump communicating with the "Mother-Ship" -- For the proof that is not a fake news story see the accompanying real newspaper article clipping scan in the column on the right...
|...What is going on with the rigged 2016 elections started to unravel when Trump choose Ben Carson as head of Housing and Urban Development (HUD); like Trump he is obviously an Alien living among us too. Except for mind control by outer space Aliens someone would have figured out that that in that orange mop on Trump’s head are antennas to communicate with the mother planet.
Recent revelations about the rigged 2016 presidential elections should compel all earthlings to wear a Thought Screen Helmet. Donald Trump’s anti-alien rhetoric is an attempt to cover up that he is in fact one of the Aliens living among us. What are his real plans for earth once in the Whitehouse? You will only know the real truth if you wear one of the helmets, ”The thought screen helmet scrambles telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. “
Ben Carson an Alien?
War on Drugs
Great Photographs 2016 and hot spurious Santa News...
Ever Wonder What Santa Does the Other 364 days of the Year? Santa gets forced out of the Closet!
Santa Clauses Secret Life is Revealed When a West Hollywood Massage Parlor gets Raided.
The world’s adults as well as her children were disappointed when Santa Clause was recently caught working as a hot cross-dressing masseur and “hoe hoe hoe” as taken on new meaning in 2016.
| Astrononmy Photographs Gallery
Astronomy Photog of the Year 2015
| Photography Contest Gallery
Astronomy Photog of the Year 2014
The Best Astronomy
Photographs of 2016…
photo gallery from winners
and best photographs
2016 competition for
of the year 2016 and lots more
cool space & other neat stuff
presented by The Royal
| Award Winning Acorn Worm Larva
Top 20 Photomicrographs
annual contest for the
world’s best microscopic
images sponsored by Nikon .
Top photos of the amazing
tiny world like you have
More microscopic photography from Nikon tiny images captured by the light microscope.
Oddest Pictures of the Year 2016: a man who surfs with his lama and lady who brestfeads her calf plus more strange photos a selection of photo oddities from 2016 presented by Reuters.
Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2016:
international showcase of the very best in nature photography; owned by the Natural History Museum and BBC Worldwide.
My personal choice of words, acronyms & phrases of the year 2016... funfetti rainbow sprinkles, suicide bomber, terror, IS, AI, mime, refugees, coulrophobia, Brexit, mainstream media, pollsters, vape, black lives matter
Top Ten Unanswered Questions in 2016 Need More Deep Thought for 2017
2016 Question #10
If a parsley farmer is sued and he loses, can they garnish his wages?
2016 Question #9
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
2016 Question #8
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
2016 Question #7
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2016 Question #6
Isn't it wrong for doctors to call what they do practice?
2016 Question #5
Are health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing?
2016 Question #4
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2016 Question #3
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2016 Question #2
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
#1 Thought for 2016!
Why if know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located; shouldn’t we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration?
Bonus Question for 2016
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Best pages from a Blonds Year 2016 Diary:
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
Odd Happenings, Funny Events, Strange Weird News Stories & Interesting Lessons from the year 2015:
12 Rare Recent Discoveries: from American Eye on youtube: -2016 strange news stories show...
Top Most Recent Shocking Archaeological Discoveries 2016: from All In One on youtube: -2016 in archaeology slide show...
"Explore 2016 the weird side: Weird News of 2016", from The Huffington Post: - funny short videos, news, and trends on Huffington...
Dibujos de Año Nuevo 2016
Lake Superior State University List of Words that should be Banished Words in 2017:
para el español Animados de gif, Clipart
¡Próspero Año Nuevo! Dibujos de Año Nuevo 2014 para el español gratis. Idioma español clipart y animaciones de Feliz Año Nuevo gratis.
New Year 2016 Clipart
Funny New Year 2014 Clipart, a few assorted gifs, animated New Year 2014 gifs, backgrounds and borders for New Years. Some of the clipart could be a bit weird and bazaar.
Clipart de feliz año nuevo 2016 en españoles
Playing with Fire 2
Play "Playing with Fire 2" Game Online
I wanted to start the New Year 2016 out with a bang; I found this fun explosives game, "Playing with Fire 2". This can be a multiplayer game; Dynamite your friend before he blows you up or play solo against computer generated opponents.
Play Other Online Games:
More Online Games to Play
-- an annual list of overused and abused words and phrases that should be eliminated from use in the English language:
You, Sir; Focus; Bête Noire; Town Hall Meeting; Post-Truth , AND MORE...
Wish your friends Happy New Year 2016 in many other languages
How to Say "Happy New Year" in many languages:
Lots of fun New Year 2016 Stuff at this New Year Mega Site including How to Say "Happy New Year" in many languages.
The TOP TEN BEST
OF THE YEAR 2016
Best so far 2016: Blonde Checks the Blinker
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. The blinker switch didn't feel right so he asked his blond passanger to stick her head out the window and see if the right turn signal was working. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
2016 Best Blond Joke #10
FLORIDA OR MOON?
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
2016 Best Blond Joke #9
Bob, walked into a sports bar around just before the 10PM news and sat down next to a blonde at the bar and they were watching the News on the TV. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building threatening to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news,and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the blonds money...
2016 Best Blond Joke #8
SUSPENDED DRIVERS LICENSE
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
2016 Best Blond Joke #7
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
2016 Best Blond Joke #5
BLONDE TIPTOES PAST THE MEDICINE
Why did the blonde tip toe when she past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!!
2016 Best Blond Joke #4
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
2016 Best Blond Joke #3
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
2016 Best Blond Joke #2
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
2016 Best Blond Joke #1
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!
The Very Very Best 2016 Blond Joke:
BLOND SPEEDING...POLICE OFFICER
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on It.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it And handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop...!
** Crazy Strange 2016: Funny News Stories **
Weird 2016/17 UK Mirror News stories.
BUY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE A UNIQUE GIFT: Nothing is cuter than a little puppy! – give the gift that keeps on giving, this little toy wiener dog acts like a real doggie and is part of a doggy game that you and friends can enjoy for hour on end!
Top 12 Country Western
songs of 2016:
12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
10. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
9. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
8. I wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid she'd win.
7. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
6. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like you're Still Here.
5. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
3. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.
2. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few
And the number 1 Country Song is:
1. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
Ok seriously the top country songs of 2016 from www.tasteofcountry.co
Tags: list country western songs music 2016 like: "Humble and Kind" by Tim Mcgraw, "My Church " by Maren Morris
, "Head Over Boots", by Jon Pardi... Kieth Urban stuff & More...
HILARIOUS [actual unintentionally funny] HEADLINES EVER:
"Democrats salivate over Trump business conflicts"
[Dem hungry for pay-back, de soore looozers !!!]
"No one ever said democracy was cheap."
[Well I've paid my share, how about you.!]
Republicans turned off by size of Obama's Package
[Michelle and the majority of other Americans apparently like it though!]
Pregnant Girls Are Vonerable To Weight Gain
[Do ya think?]
Ferry in New Guinea carrying 350 sinks.
[That's a lot of sinks!]
A retraction from Wired: “A previous version of this story incorrectly quoted Dropbox cofounder Drew Houston saying ‘anyone with nipples’ instead of ‘anyone with a pulse.’”
[Both quotes probably true!]
“Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair; also two single beds.”
[classifides ad indicates couple may be figuring outbabys how and why.]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney
[Hope he takes better care of this one!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Dead Body found in cemetery
[Who would have thought!]
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop. Find Weapons
[Those Feds are crafty!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
[...and it scares the hell out of em when they do!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Missippi's literacy program shows improvement
[Notice anything mississing in Mississippi?]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the funniest 2016 headline winner is this latest entry....
"Missing Woman Unwittingly Joins Search Party Looking for Herself"
[says the Toronto Sun 2016,, I think she probably found herself... but it looks doubtful that she was okay though :)
The 10 Best First-of-Their Kind Videos in 2016
– from National Geographic: Watch unique interesting 2016 videos of a preserved dinosaur tail, Christ’s tomb, a ghost shark, other strange sea creatures and more...
Review the best political cartoons of 2016 at Cage's Cartoon Blog www.cagle.com/...
Best 2016 Political Cartoons at About.com
Post-Truth News Reports: Aliens Invade the Whitehouse, the whole real story...
The looming inauguration of U.S. President Elect Donald Trump spells doomsday for the planet earth. Since Donald Trump defeated Hillary Clinton in an election that stunned mainstream media idiots, political watchers and election pollsters speculation for the cause of the skewed election results have run rampant. Was it Hillary’s criminal email practices? Russian hackers, or the FBI’s fault? Could it have been the Benghazi attack, or was Hillary Clinton defeated by multiple fake news stories? It is sad but the obvious truth how the election was rigged was not discovered until it is now too late.
Alien mind control, the American voters knew not why they were voting for what appeared to be a racist, sexist, woman grouping reality TV star. It was only us foil-hat people that voted for Hillary.
The truth of what is truly going on started to unravel when Trump choose Ben Carson as head of Housing and Urban Development (HUD); Carson has admitted alien connections. Except for mass mind control by outer space Aliens someone would have figured out long ago that in that orange mop on Trump’s head are antennas to communicate with his mother planet in another galaxy.
Best New Space Pictures:
– Distant Stars, Saturn's Bars, and a Trip to Mars space photos feature from National Geographic.
2015 The Seven Creepiest Science Experiments:
- scientist letting insects live inside her, re-animation of dead hearts, Franken Mouse other creepy science experiments 2016 most creepy science stories of the year...
BEST 2016 TV COMMERCIALS -www.dailycommercials.com: Funniest commercials from 2016 and all time, from the United States, Britain and the best hilarious TV commercials from around the world.
BEST 2016 SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Death Wish Coffee, Budeiwiser, T-Mobile Commercials plus more hilarious Super Bowl 2016 funny TV ads..
Great Insights for Life 2016; Murphy's Lesser Known Laws:
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog???
- The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
- The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- Dogs can breath with their tongues sticking out but humans can't.
- You can't believe everything you read on the internet...you can pull your tongue back in and close your mouth...you look like a perv...Have a Happy 2016!..
A little over 100 years ago...
When the New Year 2016 rolls in it's fun to reflect on what important things happened and what changes have occurred in 2013 but its truly amazing when consider what Grandpa's world was like about 100 years ago. Here are some interesting facts and U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907, just imagine...
- The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years old.
- Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub.
- Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
- There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads
- The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
- Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California; with a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union.
- The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
- The average wage in the U.S. was 22 cents per hour.
- The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
- A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,
a dentist made $2,500 per year,
a veterinarian $1,500 per year,
and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
- More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at HOME.
- Ninety percent of all U.S. Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press AND the government as "substandard."
- Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
- Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
- Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.
- Five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
4. Heart disease
- The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet.
- The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!
- Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea hadn't been invented yet.
- Two out of every 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write.
- Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.
- Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health."
- There were only about 230 reported Murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.!
- And Maybe Some things Don't Change
"1848 vs 2011," TIME MAGAZINE
What California was like back in 1850, about 160 + years ago.
In 1850 California was either getting organized to become a state or a barely organized State.
- The State had no money.
- Most people spoke Spanish.
- There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically, it was just like California today;
except the women had real breasts
and the men didn't hold hands or get married.
NEWS TO NOTE: Real News of 2016 Review:
THE NEWS TO KNOW: 2016 questions answered Answers in Genesis looks at important current news and how it relates to Christianity, Scripture, and the Bible. NEWS TO KNOW 2016 REVIEW important current questions being posted on the website ...
The Top 25 Inventions 2016 from TIME: The years best inventions list from TIME MAGAZINE The ‘self lacing shoe’ from Niker, tires that spin in every direction including sideways (yes the wheel has been re-invented this year) and the rest of 2016's most important innovations, from the practical affordable more realistic "Barbie" to the extreme far out and more…
The most polluted countries in the world 2016: The years worst air quality is happening in India according to this article from WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM... China and the US have improved but are still bad bad bad...
NASA's biggest space feats 2016: The years most amazing feats in field of space exploration from www.space.com they made it to Jupiter, finished the worlds largest outer-space telescope in 2016 and more......
Yahoo Year 2016 Review,
People, News, Trends,Lists
and Articles from Yahoo
100 Best Websites of 2016
dailytekk top 100 websites and video with Huckberry's top 10 picks for his favorite sites for 2016
Kill some time while waiting for the alien attack ... 2016 Quirky Websites from CrazyWebsite:
1.www.CrazyWebsite.com: lots of wacky interesting stuff...hilarious way to spend some time.
2.PixelThoughts.co: watch your cares drift away...a relaxing 60-second meditation right in your browser.
3. WeaveSilk.com: a fun website that lets you doodle with majestic light paintbrushes with multiple colors and settings..
4. PointerPointer: No beating around the bush.
5. heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa Watch He-Man totally rock to music, sing and dance with his best friends and enemies.
6. Falling Falling Forever Watch forever collapsing piles of colorful poo.
7. ProCATinator: Watch a randomly selected weird cat perform to music.
8.ZoomQuilt.org: a large tripped out infinitely zooming image, fun to watch when you are high on life or whatever.
9.BigAssMessage: brighten someones day in a big way...send them a big ass message.
10.You Had One Job: hilarious picture gallery of work projects done wrong.
11. LameBook: this site gathers funny stuff that gets posted on Facebook. Entries are often unacceptable for the workplace and will make you laugh hysterically . Lamebook is less about Facebook and more about human nature.
Memorable quotes from the year 2016;
Proof we are not alone in this universe!:
the best stuff said, my list of amazing-n-funny quotes from 2016 most worth repeating:
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
-- Bill Watterson
Silly Obomber Slip: “... transjester… transgender restrooms...” Outgoing US President Barack Obama misspoke during interview with NPR December 2016.
October 2015 Donald Trump exclaims when he sees Carly Fiorina on the TV screen "Look at that face!" he cries. "Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!" pretty scary imaginings.
USA Today: Sore Looser Bill Clinton feuds with President Elect Donald Trump and criticizes Trump during an interview: “Trump doesn't know much but one thing he does know is how to make angry white men vote for him" interview by New York weekly Magazine Dec 2016.
“We should take great pride in the progress that we’ve made over the last eight years. That’s the bottom line. No foreign terrorist organization has successfully planned and executed an attack on our homeland.”-–President Obama, remarks at MacDill Air Force Base, Tampa, Fla., Dec. 6, 2016 ----- WHAT??? Dec. 2, 2015, attack in San Bernardino, in which a radicalized married couple killed 14 people and wounded 22; the Nov. 5, 2009, shooting at Foot Hood in Texas in which a radicalized U.S. Army major killed 13 people and wounded 32 others; and the Boston Marathon bombings on April 15, 2013, which killed two and wounded 132... amoung the most famous successfully planned and executed attacks on US soil Obama was ignoring:(
Can't decide if 2016 is more of a "good year for bad people" or a "bad year for good people." Or is it perfectly 50/50? -- Patton Oswalt tweeted on Dec 26, 2016
BEST & WORST FROM 2016 CAMPAIGNS:
Question from Megyn Kelly: "You've called women you don't like 'fat pigs,' 'dogs,' ‘slobs' and 'disgusting animals.'"
Donald Trump: "Only Rosie O'Donnell." - at the GOP debate
"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?" -- Donald Trump
“My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain...” Ben Carson said about the of and reason for building the Egyptian pyramids.
October 2015 Donald Trump told CNN's Don Lemon. “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.” Think Fox's debate moderator Megyn Kelly left a damp spot on her seat?
Kids Say Funny Things:
"Mommy says I can't eat that. It has high fruit toast corn syrup." -- Greyson age 4
QUOTES FROM 2015 WORTH REPEATING:
November 12, 2015 — US President Barack Obama said regarding ISIS when being interviewed by George Stephanopoulos on today’s edition of ABC’s Good Morning America just a day before the infamous 2016 Paris terror attacks..."We Have Contained Them."
Letter to the Editor: I object and take exception to everyone saying that Obama and Congress are spending money like a drunken sailor. As a former drunken sailor I quite when I ran out of money. Bruce L. Hargraves, USN Retired, Worland
Jeb Bush 2015 "Immigrants are more fertile- and they love families!"
while seeking the presidential candite nomimation 2015
Funny quotes worth repeating, from our most quotable President ever...George Bush:
- "… and your working hard to put food on your family…"
- "...i know that people and fish can coexist peacefully..."
- "I think, tide turning-- see, as I remember, I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?" - Responding to whether the tide was turning in Iraq, June 14, 2006